Why Does the Chicken Cross the Road
To answer the question that troubles all the comedians in the world(English speaking countries), I provide my own take on the issue.
I think the chicken crossed the road to go Mexico to warn the turkeys about Thanksgiving because she thought they are related. When she arrived she discovered there is no Thanksgiving in Mexico and an avian flu pandemic just broke out. There was no more chicken provided at KFC. However a grandma on the otherside of the road was desiring for a chicken wing so the chicken crossed the road and gave the grandma one of her wing. When she tried to get back through the U.S boarder she got stopped by the boarder control. She remembered a meme online where different colors of people holding up a handful of semen and asked “aren’t we all the same?”. So she pulled an egg out of her and asked the same. The boarder patrol police got scared by the talking chicken and shat his pants.
That’s why the chicken crossed the road.